Are you? Well I’m telling you, the world is missing out on me.
I am, even though Michael has kind of been MIA lately. How is the wedding planning coming along anyway?
You’re probably so jealous that Jade is getting married to a man like me.
I’m actually quite content with my current relationship, sorry to burst your bubble.
True love is when I fart in my sleep and Jade doesn’t immediately break up with me. She’s a keeper.
We only like the best, but the best is never around.
That’s because you need more decent, home cooked meals. I swear, Michael likes food more than he likes me.
Because I’m hungry!
Oh, you guys and your food.
This food is too salty.
Then why are you eating it?
Didn’t know what else to say.
Why are you apologizing?